Tear The Top Right Off The Can
By: Meg
Walking down the lonely street,
I need something to eat.
I run across pink fatty you,
Do you know what I do?
(CHORUS)
Oh, I tear the top right off the can.
Smells so fine
Yeah, I'm going blind.
Pigging out in the afternoon,
eating spam from room to room.
Spam for me, Spam lite for you
Do you know what I do?
(CHORUS)
(SOLO)
Eat it, Lance!
Sitting by the diner light,
spamburgers for me and you
touch the spam with my fingertips,
Do you know what I do?
(CHORUS)
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