Walking down the lonely street
I need some spam to eat,
I tell you, there's no ewwwww or spew,
Do you know what you do?
Aww! You tear the top right off my can,
You open my spam,
Kind-a like ham.
Pigging out in the afternoon,
Eating spam like a loon,
You feed me and I'll feed you,
Do you know what you do?
Yeah! You tear the top right off my can,
You open my spam,
Kind-a like ham.
Open it Lance!
Sitting by a Hormel can,
dishes set for two,
Quasi meat-it reeks of feet,
Do you know what you do?
You tear the top right off my can,
You open my spam,
Kind-a like ham.
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